MrMalice

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Kay, I was surfing, getting ready to play a game with some friends and I see an ad. banner. Yeah yeah, we've all seen the dribble on the Interweb, advertising anything those corporate shits can sell, but this one bothered me a lot. I'm fine with those "You're visitor 1, 285, 891!!11one Click here to claim your prize!" because it's common knowledge that everyone strives to be visitor 1, 285, 891... This banner seems useful, but when though about, it's only quasi-useful at best. Mobile Amber Alerts. What the fuck? Honestly, sounds like it would be a good idea, but let's break it down, hm? Hypothetical: You're at work, during your break, eating

Sleep Deprivation. by MrMalice, literature

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Sleep Deprivation.

Okay, so here I am, battling Sleep, which is crazy hard to do considering it's an act, not an object. Yeah, so, sword drawn (With a 2H pencil. Better sketch lines I find.) and shield raised from just a wee little shield handle, and I'm running through the cloud mist-boarded terrain. Now, bare in mind that I myself am sleeping at this moment too...not, as I write this, but as I'm running...in the..whatever this is. Although, sleep writing would own. Watch a movie that's loosely what you want to write about, or read over plot lines, and fall asleep. Wake up, et violà: une story. Mind you, that'd be pretty risky for some people...like me. I'd go

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About MrMalice

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Canada
Deviant for 17 years
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Current Residence: In the hearts of all who seek sarcasm.
Favourite genre of music: Anything really. Well...no country, and no modern rap/R&B.
Favourite style of art: That shit what most people don't understand. I eat that up. OUU! VISUAL KEI TOO GAIZ!
Operating System: Windows XP...xP
MP3 player of choice: Sadly, I gave in: iPod 30GB. I'm sorry non-conformist inside me.
Shell of choice: I prefer a thick shell of broken spirits and built up emotions.
Wallpaper of choice: Anything that catches my eye, and gives it back, ofc.
Skin of choice: Pale, pierced and tattooed.
Favourite cartoon character: Johan, Shikamaru, Shinku, Don from TMNT, Nny, Nny, Nny some more...
Personal Quote: "40, 000 people die each day...how come you're not one of them?"

Favourite Movies

TNBC, PoTC Trilogy, Clock Work Orange, Edward Scissorhands, Emperor's New Groove, Saw1

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

M10M, Malice Mizer, Radiohead, Muse, ISMFOF, iamerror, BTBAM

Favourite Games

All FF's, most Zelda's, good MMO's, and did I hear tentacle rape simulators?

Favourite Gaming Platform

PC, PS2/3, DS

Tools of the Trade

Sarcasm, wit, pessimism, cynicism, negativism, ism, stupid people, anger, and slight writing skills.

Other Interests

Music, mangaz, gaming, friends, making fun of things I see fit to make fun of...

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MrMalice

Nov 15, 2007

Quiz and updates.

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we all have them both sides, time to see which side wins regardless of contents of pants.. lol your Guy side [x] you love hoodies. [x] you love jeans. [] dogs are better than cats [x] it's hilarious when people get hurt. [x] you've played with/against guys on a team. [] shopping is torture. [] sad movies suck. [] you own an x-box. [x] played with hotwheels cars as a kid. [x] at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. [x] you own a DS, PS2 or sega. [x] you used to be obsessed with power rangers. [] you watch sports on TV. [x] gory movies are cool. [] you go to your dad for advice. [] you own like a trillion baseball

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MrMalice

Oct 22, 2007

A month and a bit...

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Updating my journal doesn't exactly fall under the category "This needs to be done on a regular basis" for me...dunno why. I mean, I LIKE to, but I rarely have the drive and/or the writing skill to. My "skill" to write well kinda disappears and reappears every now and then. Kinda like the tide, only less frequent and it doesn't make a soothing noise that makes people buy houses near the ocean just to hear it. Rest assured, it does make a noise, just it's more like the noise that drives people away from the dingy ol' apartment because they'd rather not suffer through the constant grinding of a giant metal thing against a rigid rock with a live

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MrMalice

Aug 15, 2007

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(The carnivorous bear hibernates. Vile, ruptured hives vacate the bear's round nose.) ...I'm tired. So, 11 days with no update. That's not half as bad as my previous lapses in updates, so I'm fairly happy. And by fairly happy, I mean not outraged at my lack of activity on dA...even though I'm not nearly as active as I once used to be. Dunno why really...I mean, you're a great site dA, just...I have to be in the right mood most times, you know? I hope you understand it's not you...it's me. -looks up- My God I'm going to make a kick ass husband. I imagine constant flames surrounding me, as I define masculinity everywhere I go. Women will fal